Pieces of Flair Pt II

• A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
• Please note that I have a dirty mind. Anything you say will be turned into something dirty
• I don't obsess. I think intensively
• Don't drink water. Fish have sex in it
• It's OK. I'm medicated and caffeinated. And you think i'm kidding.
• Caution : Blonde Moments
• Even if the voices are not real, they have pretty good ideas.
  
• I'm not random. You just don't think as fast as me.
• 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
• Be crazy. Be stupid. Be wild. Be silly. 'Cause life is too short to be cool.
• Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
• We live in perverted times my friend
• He/she who laughes last thinks slowest. He/she who laughes first, has the dirtiest mind.
  
• Dear Santa, i'm writing to let you know i've been naughty, and it was WORTH IT YOU FAT JUDGEMENTAL BASTARD !

Merci FB.