Ce sont de minuscules pensées de sagesse. Pas toujours très intelligentes, ni pertinentes, mais très divertissantes.
- I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it
- When I die, I am going to haunt the f*** out of you people
- I didn’t slap you. I high-fived your face
- Good friends don’t let you do stupid things...alone
- Why yes, I can make a sexual reference out of anything
- To err is humain. To arr is pirate
- Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning to dance in the rain
- Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me
- Good Grades. Enough Sleep. Social life. You can only pick 2. Welcome to college !
- I don’t know what my problem is. But i’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce
- Life is random. So am I.
- If you’re talking about time travelling bunnies, then yes.
- No drama. Violators will be bitch-slapped
- Screw essays. I want finger paint finals
- Yes you have the right to your opinion, and I have the right to think you’re stupid
- Psych majors do it on the couch
- F.I.N.A.L.S. (Fuck, I Never Actually Learned this Shit)
- It’s not denial. I’m just very selective about the reality I accept
- Life is short. Play naked
- Automatic doors makes me feel like a Jedi
- On a scale of one to crazy, i’m a penguin.
- If I tripped and fell, and you saw it... I would let you laugh at me
- When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it
- My rice krispies told me to do it
- Shut up voices. Or I’ll poke you with a Q-Tip again
- I’m smiling. That alone should scare you
- Oops ! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings ? Get over it.
- Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die
- Procrastinators : leaders of tomorrow
- Being normal is just crazy
- Lord Voldemort. In the dining room. With the candlestick.
- Make awkward sexual advances. Not war.
- Good girls are bad girls that don’t get caught.
- Awkward moments define my life
- Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
- I have been to the dark side. They definately lied about the cookie thing
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubblewrap is cheap. You choose.
- Sarcasm : the body’s natural defense against stupid
- I may have a bad mouth, but I can do great things with it.
- I try to be open minded, but not too open my brain falls out
- I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself
- I hate bees okay ? They’re like flying death monkeys
- Don’t follow my steps. I run into walls.
- Never underestimate the power of cleavage.
- I can only please one person per day. Today, I choose Me.
- Happiness isn’t good enough for me. I demand euphoria !
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